I just watched about 20 seconds of The Big Bang Theory and was quickly reminded why I fucking despise that show. The girls were returning from getting a bikini wax and the one with the chin was walking oddly. One them asked if she was okay and she asked if it usually takes that long. The other said, “they usually don’t have to go get more wax”.
Living Dead Girl
"Who is this irresistible creature who has an insatiable lust for the dead…"
Here’s a picture of two of my favorite people: Kman and Bryan Kienlen. I love these two, for very similar reasons. Not enough great dudes left on the planet, but these two completely summate what gold inside truly exists.
The Smashing Pumpkins
The Aeroplane Flies High
I don’t look in the mirror
I don’t like what i see staring back at me
Everything is clearer
I’ll never see what you see
It’s not me
So beautiful and free
I’ll never be what you need
Can’t help at all
I was born so beautiful
But now I’m ugly
I wanna grab you by the wrist and lead you slowly to the mausoleum.
I wanna grab you by the throat and choke you to death.
I wanna lift your heart out of your chest and let the moonlight in it’s gleam.
I wanna eat your rotting soul, until there’s nothing left.
And you can run….
In fact, I encourage it.
I could use the cardio, and I could suck out your last breath.
And you can hide,
But I would find you.
Yes I would find you, and take you home.
Sometimes, I wonder if intelligent life from other planets have come to the world and set up super secret cameras everywhere. Literally, in every home, on every street corner, in every vehicle, tiny, microscopic portals that they can watch our every move through. Then, I start wondering what we look like to them. Are we ants, or are we the manifestation of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, in their eyes?
Every time I watch a John Waters movie, I just shake my head at remembering the time I got to speak to the man. It was 2012, and we were both guests together on a convention in Indianapolis. Waters was impossible to resist, just knowing that such a brilliant man was in the same stead that I was. When I finally met him, he was so friendly, so genuine, and we had a laugh together. It was an awesome moment. One I’ll never forget!
So yesterday, Liz called to wake me up at 10 like we planned, but I wanted to sleep a little longer. Unfortunately, there was a knock at the door, so I answered it to get a package from Liz herself, sent with love from Australia!
There’s a lot of stuff in it to list, but I’m going to try to anyway: PopVinyl’s of Thor, Loki, Han Solo, The Guardians Of The Galaxy, and a two pack with Jack Skellington and Oogie Boogie. A Masked Intruder CD and t-shirt, a basset hound notepad, a set of Tim-Tams (already completely engulfed), a stack of comics and magazines, a No Use For A Name patch, a Captain America shield/light, a Minecraft pig (I don’t play Minecraft, but I love pigs), 4 Marvel keychains, an alpaca made of alpaca fur, several Star Wars mint tins, an R2-D2 keychain with a light in it, a mini-book about ocean life (which, if you know me well, you know I love), and some eucalyptus drops. There’s also a hand-made Leatherface doll, with a chainsaw, a drawing of me as a character from Archer, a superhero version of me, some notes and letters from Liz, and a lock of her hair from the Greatest Shave.
Packages like this, sent with love, are the kind of thing that make long-distance relationships so much fun. To constantly be surrounded by all of my neat stuff from the most amazing woman in the world is a consistent reminder that I’ve got someone out there, no matter how far, who truly loves, supports, and genuinely cares about me.
Although, even without the gifts, my heartbeat is proof enough. I love you, Liz. Thanks again for all of my awesome stuff. Now, I just have to figure out where to put it all…
I want to decorate my home with the artifacts of my fallen enemies… how fun would that be?
I tried running
I tried hiding
I tried everything but dying
Damn the days we took for granted.
Never again will I let anyone close to me.
Mortal Kombat Elevator Prank
I laughed a thousand times harder at this than I expected to, in all sincerity.
“I wish I could have been born, like… a welder, or a builder, or a dentist. Something that’s a trade, that wouldn’t hinder me financially and emotionally. But, I’m not. I’m artist. Because of that, I’m pretty much doomed to be either extremely happy or miserable, things are going to be going extremely good for me, or I’m teetering on the brink of giving up on everything. It sucks, but like… it’s me. I’ve made peace with it.” —
Mike’s a good friend of mine who I’ve known for an admittedly short amount of time. When he and I were hanging out on his roof one night, overlooking the city, he said this quote and I remembered it and wrote it down as soon as I got home. Any time I’m feeling low about my path in life, being an entertainer and wanting to be the best in the world at doing so, I remember this quote, and remember that this is my path in life no matter what I pretend that I’m going to do instead.
A Melbourne veterinarian has performed pioneering surgery on the beloved pet of a local resident. Dr. Tristan Rich, head of exotics and wildlife medicine at Lort Smith Animal Hospital, performed micro-surgery on scaled but treasured George the Goldfish last week. A large tumour had grown on the head of the 80-gram fish, causing distress for the creature and his owner, and impacting on George’s quality of life.
Photo credit: Lort Smith Animal Hospital
This is sincerely a very cool post. It’s great that someone went beyond the original societal thought of, “oh, it’s just a fish”. Instead, this beautiful creature gets to live another day, and that’s fantastic. Kudos to you, Dr. Tristan Rich!