Anonymous asked: I know that a guy eating ass feels good for the girl but what is the joy that guys get out of it?

kingjaffejoffer:

If you dont get pleasure out of making someone else feel good you’re a terrible sexual partner.

^^^^^^^^^^

Me and Patrick when we decide to hang out after work.

did-you-kno:

If you’re feeling blue, drawing a picture of your favorite comfort food can cheer you up. A 2013 study showed that people who drew pictures of pizza and cupcakes had up to a 28% increase in their moods. Source

I cannot employ this idea. It’d be less than a week before my house was covered in taco drawings.

did-you-kno:

If you’re feeling blue, drawing a picture of your favorite comfort food can cheer you up. A 2013 study showed that people who drew pictures of pizza and cupcakes had up to a 28% increase in their moods. Source

I cannot employ this idea. It’d be less than a week before my house was covered in taco drawings.

I feel like I have all these goals and aspirations, dreams and responsibilities, when all I want to do is zooma zooma zoom zoom and a poom poom…

See, I’m done with certain feelings and substance lacking fakes
I guess life’s just easier that way.

So watch the clouds roll in,
Watch the clouds roll in.
Don’t give me that shit about ‘friends’.
I’ve been there for you all along,
Lord, I’ll never be there for you again.

” — Tim Barry, Tacoma


The Beach Boys
Heroes and Villains
Smiley Smile

I’ve been in this town so long that back in the city,
I’ve been taken for lost and gone,
And unknown for a long long time…

iamease:

Highly detailed Earth illuminated by moonlight over Saudi Arabia. 

iamease:

Highly detailed Earth illuminated by moonlight over Saudi Arabia. 


The Ergs!
Kind Of Like Smitten
Jersey’s Best Prancers

Last night when you said,
I was your favorite person in the whole wide world,
I almost lost myself.
You said, “You don’t even know”,
And it was so amazing.
God, I’m so in love with you.

  • mom: how long are you going to listen to that song
  • me: centuries

“If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.” — A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner.


The Offspring
Self-Esteem
Smash

The more you suffer, the more it shows you really care.
Right? Yeah..

metalalliance:

TALENA ATFIELD formerly of KITTIE

In middle school I was crushing hard on Talena 😍

Tried to research if she was doing anything in music lately and it seems she has dropped off.

*Sigh*

Kittie - Charlotte

This band was the object of my affection for so long. When I started dating a girl who loved them, it only strengthened that love. I thought the bass player, Talena Atfield, would somehow be a part of my future. Unfortunately, my love for them fizzled out once that second album came out following Spit, which I wasn’t into at all. Still, this album jams, and this song is one of my favorites. It’s about a girl whose boyfriend used her so she cut his head off. :)


Billy Talent
The Ex
Billy Talent

Why would she put me through such torture?
I would have given my life for her.

100% past the point of taking shit, believing lies, letting shit slide. I’m done being nice, I’m through putting up with shitty attitudes, and I’m over all the garbage.

I’m schleep, tho.